My head!

I just lost my head!
didn't know Ted-
my doctor would kill me
be worse than my enemy
that jerk injected me with venom
had been hiding from me that serum
days I had asked what it was
he would reply a medicine to expand my mass
but last night he did his deed
beheaded me like separating fruit and seed
blood spat on the door
and down to my beautiful marble floor
he had been eying my estate
thought I'd never sign it in any state
but he lured me into danger
and I wasn't even given a chance to express my anger
dead I am, my head no more
the remaining body oh so sore
the devil packed me tight
an dumped me far out of sight
he sat on my wealth for years to come
and one day fell out of income
as though he got access to my estate
he never found out the secret gate
the path that led to a bigger treasure
and one that would give him bigger pleasure
he kept brooding for the secret
and met an ugly death you bet
he fell down naked in his shower
banged his head and slugged without much power
fell down the stairs and hit his head
wanted to stand up but fell down instead
straight he fell into the piranha tank
in seconds his head disappeared and his body sank!